wow! its really amazing, i got to see phoenix and mr edgeworth and now i need to get my job arranged for. sir integral? is that the name of the guy that's running the precinct? ...

SIR INTEGRAL! IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT I SEE YOU SOON. I WOULD LIKE TO BE A PART OF YOUR ILLUSTRIOUS FORCE! PLEASE ACCEPT MY HUMBLE OFFER OF ALL THAT I HAVE AND ALL THAT I AM IN THE PURSUIT OF JUSTICE AND LAW! I CAN ACCEPT ANY ASSIGNMENT, ANY TIME, JUST SAY THE WORD AND DICK GUMSHOE WILL BE ON IT!

that should do it. anyway. i think the internet cafe people are looking at me funny.

...i really need a place to live.